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Blood from a Turnip

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IMG\_4531-copy.jpg ![IMG_4531-copy.jpg](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/56c346b607eaa09d9189a870/1487291650706-C4CTHILT021TO0OMSZZI/IMG_4531-copy.jpg) IMG\_4520-copy.jpg ![IMG_4520-copy.jpg](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/56c346b607eaa09d9189a870/1487291709205-29C9SXVKEKTIW7GWJYW5/IMG_4520-copy.jpg) ### We Went out and Tasted the Freshest Cold Pressed Juices Los Angeles Has to Offer ### **_BRAND_: Press Brothers** _NAME_: Longevity _IMPRESSIONS_: When consumed from a champagne flute one might feel like a classy vampire such as Brad Pitt’s Louis de Pointe du Lac or Tilda Swinton’s Eve. It is surprisingly refreshing. **_BRAND_: Press Brothers** _NAME_: Sweet Green _IMPRESSIONS_: Tastes like working at a pineapple farm all day and smelling of weeds. **_BRAND_: Press Brothers** _NAME_: Purity _IMPRESSIONS_: A Greek salad made by someone else’s mom, on a slightly cool summer afternoon. Tastes like laying in a wide open field, shaded by cattails under the sun with a warm breeze. **_BRAND_: Press Brothers** _NAME_: Dr. Green _IMPRESSIONS_: Aggressive bouquet, very smooth, on second sip- notes of bitterness. Savory, metallic finish. _BRAND_: Press Brothers _NAME_: Liquid Gold _IMPRESSIONS_: Baby vomit on the nose, pineapple popsicle on the front, and Tang on the back-sticky finish. **_BRAND_: Press Brothers** _NAME_: Charge _IMPRESSIONS_: Tastes like grass, but like yummy grass like how I would imagine grass tastes to a cow. It has a sharp quality, a bit of a bite. Sweet and grassy on the nose, soft and easy on the palate, like a baby’s bottom, but with a little ginger? Rooty finish. **_BRAND_: Press Brothers** _NAME_: Quench _IMPRESSIONS_: Reminds me of my childhood. Tastes very much like an apple Jolly Rancher. **_BRAND_: Press Brothers** _NAME_: Drop Acid _IMPRESSIONS_: Burp after a street taco **_BRAND_: Press Brothers** _NAME_: Balance _IMPRESSIONS_: Mowing the lawn on a summer day, green, grassy, tart, fresh.