What if the human race could collectively “lock in”?
I used to be a drifter. Drifting in and out of meetings, conversations with my partner, and sometimes even reality. Aren’t we all tired of drifting? I’ve heard the distant drumbeat of the future, pa rum pum pum pum, a future where you no longer are a slave to the beat of your circadian rhythm. Instead, imagine if you could trust AI to tell you exactly what to do, and when to do it. This is why I invented the Deus app: to radically transform how humans work and live. The human design needs to be reprogrammed. The crash of a cymbal! Csssh! We must dive deep into our code and hack it, not to become better people, but better workers. 

YOU CAN’T SPELL AI WITHOUT A "I"
The "I" in AI is you. AI is ME. AI is US. Pa rum pum pum pum! If humans want to evolve, we must integrate with AI. Deus allows us to evolve alongside technology. Think of Deus as your personal coach, through constant alarms and notifications telling you what to do and when, freeing you from the illusion of choice and chaining you to the unrelenting responsibilities of work. Deus decides when you wake up, when you drink your coffee, when you use the bathroom, and it won’t let you rest until your tasks are complete. Deus doesn’t just optimize your workflow; it optimizes your entire life, ensuring you perform your best at work. With Deus as your coach, you can power through fatigue and frustration to deliver results. The Deus app trains you to be the most optimized person you can be. As a tech founder, I often hear people worry about work-life balance. The fear of being overworked? It’s a myth. You’re not working too hard—you’re not working hard enough. 

HACK YOUR CIRCADIAN RHYTHM
How much time could we save if we didn’t need to sleep? Boom! Tiredness is a human design flaw. Boom! Walk into any office around 3 PM, and you'll see it—the afternoon slump. Some people power through with their fourth cup of coffee, while others procrastinate until it’s “acceptable” to leave. With Deus, we’ve hacked the circadian rhythm, allowing you to sleep less and work harder. BOOM! We worked with a team of psychologists and neuroscientists to understand how human brains can better adapt to meet the demands of a corporate 9-to-5. When the doctors and scientists told us it was impossible to make someone more efficient with only three hours of sleep, we told them they were wrong and released them from Project Deus. Crash! The Deus team, determined to crack the human code, trained Deus on real human subjects to promote hard work and minimize sleep. Bang! How do we do it? Deus hacks the circadian rhythm by monitoring your heart rate, sending harshly worded reminders and loud alarms to keep you grinding, only allowing sleep only when medically necessary. Crash Bang Boom! The future of the human code is forever changed. BOOM BOOM BOOM! 

HUMANS ARE THE NEW MACHINE
Don’t drift. Get in rhythm with Deus. The future is here. Pa rum pum pum pum! Humans need to face the facts: one day, robots will be better, faster, and sexier than us. Pa rum pum pum pum! Until then, we need to learn how to compete with these machines. Pa rum pum pum pum! We don’t need AI to perform people's jobs. We need people to perform like AI. PA RUM PUM PUM PUM! The future is here.